Like Mr Plod or Inspector Lestrade or any number of
fictional policemen, the real policeman standing on the dark street wrote
Anthony’s details in a small notebook – but, today, the 1980s are almost
fictional anyway.
Had he been out breaking into houses in order to inflict ‘grievous
bodily harm’ upon terrorised citizens? No, he had been at the university
library reading for his dissertation on the ideas of Titus Lucretius Carus in
the first-century BC text, De Rerum Natura: ‘On the Nature of Things’.
Fortunately the policeman didn’t ask about his employment. Anthony works
in a grocery store?
Once dismissed as innocent by the police, he cycled on through the dark,
moonless night to his lonely flat in the back of Fran Barcham’s garage.
But, even for the most law biding, reading is a dangerous business.
Anthony never did move out to the country, he moved to the big smoke and
by the time thirty years had passed, the nature of things was no clearer to
him.
It was listening to the Chris Ryan PhD podcast that Anthony heard about
Edward Abbey. He ordered three of Abbey’s books online.
He was a little disappointed in them but then Edward Abbey was not just
an author, was not to be judged on literary qualities alone: Edward Abbey was
the father of eco-terrorism.
Anthony thought of himself as an honest citizen – he stopped at red
lights on empty streets, returned his library books on time, never bent down
the corners of the pages – but Fletcher Building Limited was going to
build 480 houses for rich immigrants on the last wilderness; to bulldoze the
graves of the tupuna of the tangata whenua; drive the gentle, lunatic hares
from their dancing fields; crush the fledgling plovers in their grassy nests …
That night, Anthony put on his black t-shirt – inside out so that the
white line-drawing of an orang-utan wouldn’t show – finalised his
intentions and techniques, planned his route, waited impatiently for hours and
then set out in his car.
It was very dark. Moonless. Cloudy. Late.
Standing by the gate, Anthony paused, wide-eyed and terrified, listening
to a sound for quite some time before he realised it was the sound of his own
heart thumping. Then he was over the gate and crawling through the long grass.
Twice a car passed on the road, its light sweeping the field, but
Anthony lay still. A frog called to the west.
He was crawling back towards the gate when he heard the approaching
siren.
Barnaby McBryde